Posts by Aydoğan Aykanat

Mis Gibi Tarife: Vodafone RED 20

Dün sizlere buradan ulaşabileceğiniz yazıda kullandığım telefonu ve neden kullandığımdan bahsetmiştim. Bugün de kullandığım tarifeyi ve neden fazlasıyla mutlu olduğumdan bahsedeceğim.

Şimdiye kadar 3 operatör ile de tecrübem olduğundan bahsetmek istiyorum. Yani Türk Telekom, Turkcell ve Vodafone üçlüsünü de uzun yıllar boyunca kullanım artıları ve eksilerini görmüş oldum. Hatta genel kanı olarak Türk Telekom en ucuz ama çekmez, Turkcell her yerde çeker ve hızlıdır ama çok pahalı, Vodafone ise tam bir fiyat/performans olarak görülürdü. Açıkcası buna fazlasıyla katılırken artık bence işler değişmiş durumda.

Son duruma göre Türk Telekom ve Vodafone çekim ağlarını genişletmeyi başardı ve şahsen Vodafone ile Aydın-Eskişehir-İzmir-İstanbul şehirlerinde geçirdiğim yıllar boyunca Vodafone için çekim sorununu ilk yıl dışında hiç yaşamadım. Bu yaşadığım dönemlerde ise Vodafone’a durumu bildirmemin ardından 1-2 gün içerisinde bu sorun da çözülmüştü.

Şimdi ise konumuza gelelim; neden Vodafone RED 20 kullanıyorum? Memnun muyum?

Vodafore RED Pass

Daha öncesinde Vodafone RED L tarifesi ile en yüksek tarifeyi kullanmakta idim. 2.000 dk, 2.000 SMS ve 12 GB internetin dahil olduğu bu pakette Spotify Premium başta olmak üzere birçok avantajı mevcut idi. 100 TL gibi yüksek bir mebla vermeme rağmen memnun mesut gidiyordum. Şimdi ise taahhütüm bitmesi ardından 2 aydır da RED 20, yani RED L paketi yerine 4.5G ile gelen yeni tarifeye geçtim. Ödemem gereken ücret 100 TL’den 109 TL’ye çıktı ancak sunulan avantajlar gerçekten akıl sır erdiremeyecek kadar güzel. Bunları sizlere madde madde açıklamak istiyorum.

  • Bu tarife ile her yöne 4.000 dk (Vodafone içi sınırsız), 1.000 SMS ve 20 GB internet paketi alıyorum.
  • Ayrıca İletişim Pass, Sosyal Pass, Müzik Pass ve Video Pass ile sosyal medyada hiçbir internet hakkım düşmüyor
  • Şöyle ki; Yukarıdaki Pass sistemi sayesinde WhatsApp, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook Messenger, Spotify ve YouTube gibi servislerde 20 GB internetim azalmadan rahatlıkla kullanım sağlıyorum. Ay sonuna geldiğimde sadece 17 GB civarı internetim artıyor. Bunu da dışarıda iken gönül rahatlığı ile mobil veriyi paylaşarak bilgisayarımdan iş yapmak için kullanıyorum.
  • Yurt dışını rahat rahat ararken ekstra ücret ödemeden dakikalarımdan kullanıyorum.
  • Yurt dışına çıktığımda ise Her Şey Dahil Pasaport özelliği sayesinde günlük 16,90 TL (21, 90 TL olmuş) ile aynı tarife ve dakikalarımı kullanmaya devam ediyorum.
  • Havalimanlarında Fast Track özelliği ile havalimanına geldikten 7 dakika içerisinde sıra beklemeden kapıya ulaşmış oluyorum.
  • Ayrıca yine birçok havalimanında Primeclass, Comfort ve Milennium Lounge’larda 10 TL  karşılığında giriş yapıyorum. Sabahları kahvaltımı, diğer saatlerde yemeğimi yapıyor ya da alkolümü havalimanlarının fahiş fiyatları yerine 10 TL karşılığında alabiliyorum.
  • Budget’ta ilk 3 gün %50, diğer günler ise %30 indirimle araç kiralayabiliyorum.

Vodafone RED Avantaj

Bunların yanı sıra ben kullanmasam da;

  • Yaz aylarında Çeşme ve Bodrum plajları ve restoranlarında bedava ikram ve giriş indirimleri oluyor.
  • Cinemaximum dışındaki sinemalarda Cuma ve Pazar günleri bir bilet aldığımda bir bilet hediye ediyor.

Bu özelliklerin yanı sıra birkaç ilgimi çekmeyen özellikler olsa da genel olarak bu bahsettiğim özelliklere 109 TL vermek açıkcası fiyat/performans noktasında kusursuz olduğunu hissettiriyor. İşim gereği yüksek GB internet paketleri gerektiği için bu avantajlar olmasa da 20 GB paketi seçmem gerekecekken toplamda 20 GB’dan çok daha fazla internet kullanmama rağmen hala 17 GB internet paketimin kalmış olması da bir muhteşem.

Vodafone RED Yurt Dışı

Benzer fiyatı Türk Telekom’a verecek olsam bu kadar performanslı sonuç elde edemeyeceğimi biliyorum. Turkcell tarafında ise 15 GB internet sunan Platinum 15’i satın alabilirim, ancak sunduğu avantajlar ise bana hiç uyan avantajlar olmaması ve benim o 15 GB’ı son haftaya girmeden bitireceğim ve ekstra paket almam gerekeceği için en doğru tercihin Vodafone RED 20 olduğunu düşünüyorum. Bu nedenle bugün 1+1 yıllık sözleşmemi de yeniledim 🙂

 

Favori Telefonum: Samsung Galaxy S9+

Madem kendime özel bir siteyi tekrar hayata geçirdim, kendime özel düşüncelerimi ve genellikle sorulan “Hangi telefonu kullanıyorsun?” sorusuna cevabımı da buradan vereyim istedim 🙂

İlk olarak şimdiye kadar bireysel tercihlerim ile satın alarak ya da bu sektörde iken özellikle tercih ederek kullandığım telefonlardan bahsetmek istiyorum. Lise döneminin başlarında HTC Desire V ile başlayan serüvenim, BlackBerry 8520 Curve ile devam etmişti. Ardından LG G2 ile uzun bir süre devam etmesinin ardından kendi paramı kazanırken gidip gönül rahatlığı ile tercih ettiğim ilk telefonum ise Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge oldu. O gün bu gündür de gerek Webtekno’da gerekse HWP’de farklı farklı telefonları test etmekteyim. Ancak bir gün Samsung Türkiye’den gelen paket ile Galaxy S9 ve Galaxy S9+ ofise geldiğinde işler değişmiş oldu.

En merak ettiğim telefon olan Samsung Galaxy S9+‘a geçiş yapmamın ardından farklı testler için gerek Mustafa’ya gerek Ersin ağabeye gerekse Kerem’e telefonu birkaç günlüğüne vermemin ardından sürekli ana telefonum olarak Samsung Galaxy S9+’ı kullanmaktayım. Daha öncesinde kalbimi fetheden Galaxy Note8’in ofisin ana çekim malzemelerinden biri haline gelerek prodüksiyon ekibinin el koyması sebebiyle S9+ ile geçen aylar ardından çok fazla memnun olduğumu belirtmek isterim.

Gerek Exynos 9810 işlemcisi ve 6 GB belleği ile sorunsuz ve takılma-donma olmadan kullanabildiğim cihaz, Samsung’un taa S7 Edge aldığımda hediye ettiği 64 GB microSD kart sayesinde de toplamda 128 GB depolama alanına sahip olmamın artısı ile doluluk sorunu da hiç yaşamadım. Çift kamerası ise tam bir harika! Işık oranı fark etmeksizin benim gözümde en iyi kamera deneyimi sunan S9+, fotoğraflarda gerçekten uzak bir sonuç ortaya koysa da benim için önemli olan göz zevki olduğu için başarılı buluyorum. Renk tonlarını güzel bir şekilde arttırarak çektiğim görseli daha hoş hale getirmeyi başarıyor.

Sadece son dönemde şarj tamamen boşalmasının ardından şarj etmek istediğimde nem uyarısı vererek şarj olmama sorunu baş gösterse de büyük bir sıkıntı olarak görmüyorum. Şarj konusunda hızlı kablosuz şarj ve DeX gibi kullanım detaylarını da göze alırsak şu anda yılın telefonu birçok kişi için Huawei P20 Pro olsa da benim için kesinlikle Samsung Galaxy S9+.

Fiyat konusunda elbette aşırı pahalı olduğunu da belirtmeliyim. Yani kendim satın alacak olsam Galaxy S9+ almam. Çünkü hiçbir telefona gibip 5.500 TL verecek kadar aklımı kaçırmadım sanırım. Hani büyük bütçem olsa büyük ihtimalle alırım ama yine bir oturup düşünürüm diye düşünüyorum.

Evet, sonuç biraz saçma oldu. “Fiyatı takmadan bana telefon önersene” diyen herkese düşünmeden Samsung Galaxy S9+’ı önermekteyim. Ama bırakın benim favorim S9+’ı, hiçbir telefon bu fiyatları hak etmediğini de unutmamak gerek. Keşke 3.500 TL – 4.000 TL bandında olsa da biraz daha makul bir konuşma yapabiliyor olsam. Ama maalesef. O kadar parayı çarçur edebilecek bütçesi olan varsa Samsung Galaxy S9+ alsın, pişman olmayacaklar 🙂

Oy Ver!

Gecenin bu saatinde uyanık olmamın iki sebebi var;

1) Hardware Plus Dergisi’nin Temmuz 2018 sayısının son aşamalarını ele almak.
2) Sabah 07:35’te kalkacak İzmir uçağım

Peki neden?

Neden mi? Tabiki yarın, yani 24 Haziran’da oyumu kullanmak için! Halen İstanbul/Üsküdar’daki evime ikametgah aldırmadığım için Cumhurbaşkanı ve Milletvekili Seçimi’nde oyumu kullanmak üzere İzmir’e gidiyorum. Hatta bunu tüm Türkiye yapmalı. Özellikle de şu anda Çeşme, Bodrum, Didim, Kuşadası, Antalya, Marmaris v.b. tatil beldelerine çoktan gitmiş olan insanlar yapmalı.

“DOĞDUĞUN, BÜYÜDÜĞÜN VE YAŞAMAYA DEVAM ETTİĞİN ÜLKENİN GELECEĞİ İÇİN OY KULLAN”

Gerek günübirlik gidip gelme, gerekse gitmişken ikamet adresinde birkaç gün geçirme planıyla her nerede oy kullanmanız gerekiyor ise oyunuzu mutlaka kullanmalısınız. Hangi parti, hangi cumhurbaşkanı adayına oy vermeyi planlıyorsanız planlayın, kendi geleceğinizi güvence altına almak adına bunu yapmalısınız.

Nasıl oy kullanacağım?

Eğer seçim arifesine gelmişken bile halen tam anlamıyla nasıl oy kullanmanız gerektiğini, mührü nasıl basarsanız nasıl sonuçlar doğuracağını bilmiyorsanız aşağıda Babala TV YouTube kanalı tarafından hazırlanmış videoya mutlaka göz atmanızı tavsiye ediyorum. Özellikle ittifak konusu sadece sözde değil, oy konusunda da önemli bir etmen olacak.

Hayatımın Özeti

Bu şarkı gerçekten benim için özel bir şarkı olarak kalacak. Bon Jovi gibi bir efsaneden dökülen “It’s my life. It’s now or never. I ain’t gonna live for ever. I just want to live while I’m alive. It’s my life. My heart is like an open highway. Like Frankie said
I did it my way. I just want to live while I’m alive. It’s my life.” sözleri zaten bir hayat mottosu olacak kadar etkili.

E3 2018 Oyunları

E3 2018 son yıllara bakıldığında oldukça hareketli geçti. İlk olarak EA ile start verilen oyunlar silsilesinde özellikle ne yapacağı merak edilen Microsoft, Xbox lansmanını oldukça iyi geçirmeyi başardı.

Ama asıl olay her sene olduğu gibi PlayStation tarafında oldu. Merak ettiğimiz birçok oyunun detaylarını görmüş olduk. Tabii Death Stranding dışında. Hala oyunu anlayamadım gitti 🙂

Weekend Work

He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Steve Holt! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Marry me. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. I’m a monster. Army had half a day. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

I’m afraid I just blue myself.

First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. Really? Did nothing cancel? Well, what do you expect, mother? Michael!

Really? Did nothing cancel? Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ Really? Did nothing cancel?

“IT’S SIMPLE UNTIL YOU MAKE IT COMPLICATED”JASON FRIED, 37SIGNALS

Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. Whoa, this guy’s straight? It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. Well, what do you expect, mother? I’m afraid I just blue myself.

Guy’s a pro. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.

It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Marry me. Guy’s a pro.

THE PHILOSOPHY BEHIND

Steve Holt! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

Army had half a day. Marry me. We just call it a sausage.

Guy’s a pro. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. We just call it a sausage. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. No… but I’d like to be asked! Whoa, this guy’s straight?

There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. No… but I’d like to be asked! There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor.

STAY HUNGRY, STAY FOOLISH.STEVE JOBS

Guy’s a pro. I care deeply for nature. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. Whoa, this guy’s straight? Whoa, this guy’s straight?

No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. That’s why you always leave a note!

Across from where? I’m afraid I just blue myself. No… but I’d like to be asked! Guy’s a pro. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?”

Hipster painter.

Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. I care deeply for nature. I care deeply for nature. I’m a monster. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

No… but I’d like to be asked! It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor.

You’ve swallowed a planet! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness.

Saving the world with meals on wheels. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.

Better Readability

I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. You’ve swallowed a planet! They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff.

I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’!

It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Did I mention we have comfy chairs? All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! You hit me with a cricket bat. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?

Gathering with old friends

He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Steve Holt! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Marry me. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. I’m a monster. Army had half a day. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

I’m afraid I just blue myself.

First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. Really? Did nothing cancel? Well, what do you expect, mother? Michael!

Really? Did nothing cancel? Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ Really? Did nothing cancel?

“IT’S SIMPLE UNTIL YOU MAKE IT COMPLICATED”JASON FRIED, 37SIGNALS

Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. Whoa, this guy’s straight? It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. Well, what do you expect, mother? I’m afraid I just blue myself.

Guy’s a pro. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.

It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Marry me. Guy’s a pro.

THE PHILOSOPHY BEHIND

Steve Holt! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

Army had half a day. Marry me. We just call it a sausage.

Guy’s a pro. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. We just call it a sausage. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. No… but I’d like to be asked! Whoa, this guy’s straight?

There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. No… but I’d like to be asked! There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor.

STAY HUNGRY, STAY FOOLISH.STEVE JOBS

Guy’s a pro. I care deeply for nature. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. Whoa, this guy’s straight? Whoa, this guy’s straight?

No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. That’s why you always leave a note!

Across from where? I’m afraid I just blue myself. No… but I’d like to be asked! Guy’s a pro. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?”

Hipster painter.

Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. I care deeply for nature. I care deeply for nature. I’m a monster. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

No… but I’d like to be asked! It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor.

You’ve swallowed a planet! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness.

Saving the world with meals on wheels. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.

Better Readability

I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. You’ve swallowed a planet! They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff.

I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’!

It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Did I mention we have comfy chairs? All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! You hit me with a cricket bat. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?

Daily Inspiration

He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Steve Holt! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Marry me. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. I’m a monster. Army had half a day. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

I’m afraid I just blue myself.

First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. Really? Did nothing cancel? Well, what do you expect, mother? Michael!

Really? Did nothing cancel? Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ Really? Did nothing cancel?

“IT’S SIMPLE UNTIL YOU MAKE IT COMPLICATED”JASON FRIED, 37SIGNALS

Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. Whoa, this guy’s straight? It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. Well, what do you expect, mother? I’m afraid I just blue myself.

Guy’s a pro. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.

It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Marry me. Guy’s a pro.

THE PHILOSOPHY BEHIND

Steve Holt! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

Army had half a day. Marry me. We just call it a sausage.

Guy’s a pro. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. We just call it a sausage. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. No… but I’d like to be asked! Whoa, this guy’s straight?

There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. No… but I’d like to be asked! There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor.

STAY HUNGRY, STAY FOOLISH.STEVE JOBS

Guy’s a pro. I care deeply for nature. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. Whoa, this guy’s straight? Whoa, this guy’s straight?

No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. That’s why you always leave a note!

Across from where? I’m afraid I just blue myself. No… but I’d like to be asked! Guy’s a pro. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?”

Hipster painter.

Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. I care deeply for nature. I care deeply for nature. I’m a monster. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

No… but I’d like to be asked! It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor.

You’ve swallowed a planet! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness.

Saving the world with meals on wheels. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.

Better Readability

I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. You’ve swallowed a planet! They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff.

I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’!

It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Did I mention we have comfy chairs? All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! You hit me with a cricket bat. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?

History of the Beloved Machine

He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Steve Holt! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Marry me. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. I’m a monster. Army had half a day. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

I’m afraid I just blue myself.

First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. Really? Did nothing cancel? Well, what do you expect, mother? Michael!

Really? Did nothing cancel? Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ Really? Did nothing cancel?

“IT’S SIMPLE UNTIL YOU MAKE IT COMPLICATED”JASON FRIED, 37SIGNALS

Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. Whoa, this guy’s straight? It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. Well, what do you expect, mother? I’m afraid I just blue myself.

Guy’s a pro. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.

It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Marry me. Guy’s a pro.

THE PHILOSOPHY BEHIND

Steve Holt! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

Army had half a day. Marry me. We just call it a sausage.

Guy’s a pro. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. We just call it a sausage. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. No… but I’d like to be asked! Whoa, this guy’s straight?

There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. No… but I’d like to be asked! There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor.

STAY HUNGRY, STAY FOOLISH.STEVE JOBS

Guy’s a pro. I care deeply for nature. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. Whoa, this guy’s straight? Whoa, this guy’s straight?

No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. That’s why you always leave a note!

Across from where? I’m afraid I just blue myself. No… but I’d like to be asked! Guy’s a pro. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?”

Hipster painter.

Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. I care deeply for nature. I care deeply for nature. I’m a monster. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

No… but I’d like to be asked! It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor.

You’ve swallowed a planet! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness.

Saving the world with meals on wheels. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.

Better Readability

I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. You’ve swallowed a planet! They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff.

I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’!

It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Did I mention we have comfy chairs? All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! You hit me with a cricket bat. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?

Living in San Francisco

He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Steve Holt! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Marry me. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. I’m a monster. Army had half a day. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

I’m afraid I just blue myself.

First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. Really? Did nothing cancel? Well, what do you expect, mother? Michael!

Really? Did nothing cancel? Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ Really? Did nothing cancel?

“IT’S SIMPLE UNTIL YOU MAKE IT COMPLICATED”JASON FRIED, 37SIGNALS

Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. Whoa, this guy’s straight? It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. Well, what do you expect, mother? I’m afraid I just blue myself.

Guy’s a pro. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.

It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Marry me. Guy’s a pro.

THE PHILOSOPHY BEHIND

Steve Holt! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

Army had half a day. Marry me. We just call it a sausage.

Guy’s a pro. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. We just call it a sausage. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. No… but I’d like to be asked! Whoa, this guy’s straight?

There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. No… but I’d like to be asked! There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor.

STAY HUNGRY, STAY FOOLISH.STEVE JOBS

Guy’s a pro. I care deeply for nature. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. Whoa, this guy’s straight? Whoa, this guy’s straight?

No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. That’s why you always leave a note!

Across from where? I’m afraid I just blue myself. No… but I’d like to be asked! Guy’s a pro. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?”

Hipster painter.

Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. I care deeply for nature. I care deeply for nature. I’m a monster. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

No… but I’d like to be asked! It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor.

You’ve swallowed a planet! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness.

Saving the world with meals on wheels. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.

Better Readability

I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. You’ve swallowed a planet! They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff.

I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’!

It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Did I mention we have comfy chairs? All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! You hit me with a cricket bat. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?